Tiny Handed Toddler

Any Functioning Adult 2020

A web comic about the adventures of
a toddler with tiny hands.

The Tale of the Tiny Handed Toddler

There once was a toddler.

The toddler had very tiny hands. He was a tiny handed toddler.

The tiny handed toddler talked in toddler talk.

The tiny handed toddler proclaimed, in his toddler talk, that his hands were the biggest in the land.

But no one understood the tiny handed toddler, because he talked in toddler talk.

The tiny handed toddler thought that because he talked his toddler talk, it was true.

The tiny handed toddler did not comprehend that his toddler talk is not true.

He was a tiny handed toddler that talked in toddler talk.

The toy taking tiny handed toddler that talked toddler talk would throw terrible tantrums for all things.
He would yell and scream in toddler talk pound his tiny toddler fists.
The tiny handed toddlers tantrums were so terrible, even the neighbors were troubled. The neighbors called to help, and tried and tried to bring tranquility.
But the tiny handed toddler would not listen, and just threw more terrible tantrums.

He was a terrible tantrum throwing toy taking tiny handed toddler that talked toddler talk.

Want to know more about the Tiny Handed Toddler? Check out the book! This book is appropriate for all ages, from tiny toddlers to mature adults! Warning: immature adults may take offense to some material. Relax, its just a silly book. No toddlers were harmed in the making of this book.
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